Wednesday, 18 May 2011

My HomeTownZoo... come check this out xD

Brief History
The name Taiping comes from the Chinese word Tai-Peng which means eternal peace. Taiping's history started more or less in the middle of the 19th century when the different warlords fought over the tin-fields in the Larut district of Perak. Chinese merchants had heavily invested in the tin mines and needed peace. So they pressured Raja Abdullah and several warlords to keep peace and accept the Pangkor Treaty 1874

Have you ever been to Taiping Zoo? It is one of the largest and the best animal conservation
park and zoo in Malaysia, plus you also able to see closely the animals,like walking in the jungle of Amazon.

Zoo Taiping has become of the main attraction to local and foreign tourists, and receive lots of
recognitions from international organizations for its unique environment for wild and extinct
animals. Bring in your friends and family to witness the wild beasts like the panther, the Himalayan tigers, Hippopotamus, and more. Check out the photo below captures by best-taiping blog:


For those who don't have time to visit the zoo Taiping during the day, you can do so during the nights! It's much better and more adventurous. This is what we call as Night Safari. Take a ride on a train and explore the whole zoo areas with the guide from the staff, and don't worry, the cages of the animals are well-equipped with lights. Bring your camera or video cams together to share the moments with your friends later. Watch out for the Orang Utans jumping on your head! (kidding)

Below are some information about the zoo:

Picture of the Zoo Taiping, Perak
Entrance Fee 
Adults : RM16.00
Children (3 -12 years) : RM10.00
Video Camera : Free of Charge

Animal-Business hours
8.00 to 11.00 p.m
Open every night including Public Holidays

The trip to the zoo will be an educational one for your kids. Learn to love the animal and natures. Visit taiping zoo today. For more information, you can also visit the official zoo taiping website.

Thanks for reading this unofficial informational blog about Taiping, city of heritage

Fishing in Kuala Lumpur~ should try out 1 day with my crazy friends

You think it is impossible to fish in Kuala Lumpur, right? Wrong! There are plenty of places you can cast your lines and get a bite.

Fishing in the city is possible and there are places here where you can still fish, albeit for a fee, and in some areas, fishing is still allowed for free.

Lakes and Ponds
There are a number of disused mining pools and ponds on the outskirts of the city such as in Ampang, Batu Caves, Kepong, Gombak and Puchong which you can cast your lines, for free, but chances of a good catch are very slim, unless you have good local knowledge.

Ponds and lakes in public parks such as Lake Titiwangsa, Lake Perdana, and Tasik Permaisuri (in Cheras) in the city are out of bounds. Fish and you will be given a fine.

However, during specific periods, such as City Day, the KL City Hall organises fishing contests here. Otherwise, you can't fish here - no matter how tempting it might be to you.

Rivers
You may have seen some foolhardy folk casting their lines into the Kelang River in the city centre. These waterways are out of bounds for the obvious danger they pose. Besides, the fish in the river are contaminated anyway, so forget about it.

Sea
You can fish for free by the sea but the sea (at Port Klang) is more than 50km away! But if you still itch to cast your lines into the blue yonder, you can get there by the KTM Komuter which services the route from Sentul to Pulau Ketam jetty at the South Port. Once at South Port, get down at the last station which is the Pulau Ketam jetty.

The train fare is about RM20.00 for a return ticket. Get down at the Pulau Ketam jetty and ask the locals where you might be allowed to fish.

Or you can take a boat ride to Pulau Ketam and ask locals there where you might get to fish, which is at fish farms and aquaculture centres there.

Pay Ponds
If you know where to look, there are several in Kuala Lumpur itself.The rest are spalttered all over the outskirts of the city.

These are commercial ponds offering saltwater, freshwater and prawn fishing. You pay a fee to get in, fish for a specified period, and get to take the fish home. Fish baits are sold here.

So are food and fishing equipment, such as reels, rods, hooks, lines and sinkers. If you don't want to buy a full gear, rod and reels are also available for rent.

Fee are usually at RM10 per hour for a minimum of three hours' fishing. Additional hours are chargeable at RM10 per hour and discounts are given after five hours' bookings.

Fish hooked are sometimes entered for a weekly contest where the heaviest fish wins. Lucky draws - ie. tagged fish landed - are also held and prizes range from kitchen utensils and fishing equipment to bikes and even cars.

Saltwater ponds: Fish species available here include snappers, barramundis, jewfish, rock cods, and in some places, even one odd sting ray or two.


Freshwater ponds: These are built for freshwater fish only such as the red tilapia, marble goby, river catfish, pacu (a fruit-eating variant of the piranha) and carps.


Prawn ponds: Udang galah or Malaysian king prawns are not only delicious when cooked in chili but provides a good fight when hooked on prawning gear. Prawn ponds are smaller than the commercial fish ponds and some small operators even operate from within coffeeshops.
To find out where you might find a fishing pond, write.

Fishing Equipment
Even if you are not fishing here, you might want to check out some of the tackle shops in the city. Considering the favourable exchange rates, you might even get away with a good bargain for hooks, lines and sinkers.

Reels, too, such as Shimano, Penn, Okuma, and the likes can also be quite cheap in Kuala Lumpur.

The range should also be quite interesting in some angling supply shops because of the large number of anglers in Kuala Lumpur.

Fishing Charters
If you are in Kuala Lumpur for more than just a few days, and you are an angler, perhaps you might want to try out the local fishing charters. The best place to check for the availability of such tours is the local travel agent or the tourism promotion body. Usually they may have something to suggest. Travel companies, realising the importance fishing has become to the travel industry, are also offering this package although it may not be listed under the usual packages offered.

Generally fishing charters are chargeable per boat size. The cost us usually spread out among the number of anglers taking part in the charter. Baits are usually provided on the charter and fishing guides, who also double up as the captain or deckhands of the fishing boat, are on hand to show the best spots.

Journeys may begin late at night or very early in the morning and lasts between eight hours for a 'one-day fishing trip' to a 'five-day three-night' packages. For one-day trips, usually smaller boats are used and even smaller groups are accepted by the boat operator. For longer trips, larger and more powerful boats are used and these are 'mini' luxury cruisers with cooking and bathing facilities, and some even, airconditioned.

Tuesday, 17 May 2011

ZIPPO LIGHTERS~



Company history


Establishment

George G. Blaisdell founded Zippo Manufacturing Company in 1932, and produced the first Zippo lighter in early 1933, being inspired by an Austrian cigarette lighter of similar design. It got its name because Blaisdell liked the sound of the word "zipper" and "zippo" sounded more modern. On March 3, 1936, patent was granted for the Zippo lighter.

Zippo lighters became popular in the United States military, especially during World War II — when, as the company's Web site says, Zippo "ceased production of lighters for consumer markets and dedicated all manufacturing to the U.S. military." The Zippo at that time was made of brass, but as this commodity was unobtainable due to the war, Zippo used steel during the war years. While the Zippo Manufacturing Company never had an official contract with the military, soldiers and armed forces personnel insisted that Base exchange (BX) stores carry this sought-after lighter. While it had previously been common to have Zippos with authorized badges, unit crests and division insignia, it became popular among the American soldiers of the Vietnam War, to get their Zippos engraved with personal mottos. These lighters are now sought after collectors items and popular souvenirs for visitors to Vietnam.

After World War II, the Zippo lighter became increasingly used in advertising by companies large and small through the 1960s. Many of the early advertising Zippo lighters are works of art painted by hand, and as technology has evolved, so has the design and finish of the Zippo lighter. The basic mechanism of the Zippo lighter has remained unchanged.

In 2002 Zippo expanded its product line to include a variety of utility-style multi-purpose lighters, known as the Zippo MPL. This was followed in 2005 with the Outdoor Utility Lighter, known as the OUL. These lighters are fueled with butane. In August 2007 Zippo released a new butane lighter called the Zippo BLU.

A museum called Zippo/Case visitors center is located in Bradford, Pennsylvania at 1932 Zippo Drive. This 15,000 square foot (1398 m²) building contains rare and custom made Zippo lighters, and also sells the entire Zippo line. The museum was featured on the NPR program Weekend Edition Sunday on January 25, 2009. The museum also contains an enormous collection of Case knives. Since the Zippo company's 60th anniversary in 1992, annual editions have been produced for worldwide Zippo collectors.

From 1949 to 2002 Zippos were also produced in Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada. Since 1933, over 400,000,000 Zippo lighters have been produced.

In 2009, Zippo announced plans to purchase Ronson Consumer Products Corporation, a long-time competitor in the lighter market. On February 3, 2010, the deal was finalized.

March 2011: Due to significant decrease of sales from 18 million lighter a year in the mid-1990s to about 12 million lighters this year related with pressure increasing on folks not to smoke, Zippo Manufacturing Co. will try offering a wider variety of products using Zippo brands such as watches, leisure clothing and cologne. This strategy is similar with a success of Victorinox Swiss Army Brands Inc. has had selling watches, luggage, clothing and fragrance.

Usage

Besides having gained popularity as “windproof” lighters, Zippo lighters are able to stay lit in harsh weather, due to the design of the windscreen and adequate rate of fuel delivery. As such, until recently they were highly popular with backpackers and within the military. Professional backpackers (operating in the wilderness) have however now turned away from the regular Zippo lighter in favor of butane lighters, heavy-duty matches, and ferrocerium rods. Many high-altitude and cold weather backpackersstill prefer Zippo lighters because butane lighters are less reliable in cold weather.

A consequence of the windproofing is that it is hard to extinguish a Zippo by blowing out the flame. However, if the flame is blown from the top down, it will easily be extinguished. The proper way to extinguish the lighter is to close the top half, which starves the flame of oxygen, but unlike other lighters, this does not cut the fuel. One of the recognizable features of Zippo is the fact that it burns with a wick. Opening the top lid produces an easily recognizable clicking sound for which Zippo lighters are known, and a different, but similar click can be heard when the lighter is closed. This noise is produced by the cam, a little lever that keeps the lid closed or opened securely, which is intended to keep the lid closed when not in use.

Price

Current Zippos carry a suggested retail price between US$12.95 up to US$12,675.95 for the 18k solid gold model. In 2001, according to the fall 2003 issue of IUP Magazine, a 1933 model was purchased for $18,000 at a swap meet in Tokyo, and in 2002 the company bought one valued at $12,000 for its own collection. During the 2007 75th anniversary celebrations, Zippo sold a near mint 1933 model for $37,000.

All Zippo lighters carry a limited lifetime guarantee, promoted using the trademarked phrase "It works or we fix it for free." The corporate web site boasts: "In almost 75 years, no one has ever spent a cent on the mechanical repair of a Zippo lighter regardless of the lighter’s age or condition."

Zippo dates

From mid-1955 Zippo started year coding their lighters by the use of dots (.). From 1966 until 1973 the year code was denoted by combinations of vertical lines (|). From 1974 until 1981 the coding comprised combinations of forward slashes (/), and from 1982 until June 1986 the coding was by backslash (\).

In July 1986, Zippo began including a lot code on all lighters showing the month and year of production. On the left of the underside was stamped a letter A–L, denoting the month (A = January, B = February, C = March, etc.). On the right was a Roman numeral which denoted the year, beginning with II in 1986. Thus a Zippo stamped H IX was made in August, 1993. However in 2001, Zippo altered this system, changing the Roman numerals to more conventional Arabic numerals. Thus a Zippo made in August 2004 was stamped H 04. There was a myth that Zippo lighters were made by prisoners, and the number identified the prisoner, or their crime and sentence length. Another myth was that a Zippo stamped 'H' was inferior to one stamped 'A'.

Construction

The cases of Zippo lighters are typically made of metal and are rectangular with a hinged top. On most models, the top of the case is slightly curved.

Inside the case are the works of the lighter: the spring-toggle lever that keeps the top closed, the wick, windscreen chimney, thumbwheel, and flint, all of which are mounted on an open-bottom metal box that is slightly smaller than the bottom of the outer case, and into which it slips snugly.

The hollow part of the interior box encloses a rayon batt which is in contact with the wick. The fuel, light petroleum distillate or synthetic isoparaffinic hydrocarbon (commonly referred to as lighter fluid or naphtha), is poured into the batt, which traps it. It also contains a tube that holds a short, cylindrical flint. The tube has an interior spring and exterior cap-screw that keeps the flint in constant contact with the exterior thumb-wheel. Spinning this rough-surfaced wheel against flint results in a spark that ignites the fluid in the wick.

The batt once had a small hole in the bottom to facilitate easier refueling. It was often used as a place to store extra flints. Newer models do not always have the hole, and instead have a flap in the bottom of the batt (with the hinge on one of the short edges). The words "LIFT TO FILL" are stamped in black ink multiple times on the bottom, with the intention being that the user should lift the flap and squirt the fuel in to the batt material under the flap.

All parts of the lighter are replaceable. In all there are 22 parts, and the Zippo lighter requires 108 manufacturing operations.

Zippo in Popular Culture
Zippo lighters are often included in films and modern movies. Usually popularized by famous villains and heroes. The Zippo lighter was re-introduced to a new generation when it was featured in the 1988 action-flick Die Hard, in which the main character recovers a zippo off of an enemy terrorist early in the movie. The zippo is featured in several classic scenes, it also helps reference the modern film back to western style themed movies of the 1950s and early 1960s.

Zippo lighters are often featured in crime sagas, usually owned by a distinguished character within the movie. The classic and infamous sound of zippo opening closing, and igniting can be synonymous with the introduction of a very important character in these movies.

A zippo lighter was also an important plot device in the 1994 film Four Rooms. The memorable scene takes place in a hotel room where a famous hollywood producer places a high-stakes bet with an anonymous party-goer that he cannot light his zippo lighter ten times in a row. This particular scene is referred to as the best in the entire movie.

Zippo lighters have become standard accessories for many celebrities as well. Actor/Comedian Denis Leary uses a zippo lighter during his 1992/1993 comedy tour "No Cure for Cancer". Leary would present his satirical rants while holding/smoking a lit cigarette. The taped performance introduction has Leary walking up to the microphone, putting the cigarette into his mouth, and lighting it with a zippo lighter, the only audible noise being the zippo opening, igniting, and closing. Leary has carried the Zippo tradition to his television show Rescue Me, in which his ex-wife's new boyfriend steals Leary's beloved FDNY Zippo lighter.

The Zippo BLU
Zippo released the Zippo BLU in 2007. It is a butane torch lighter, which Zippo has gone to great lengths to make sure is still "identifiable as a Zippo". Specifically, the lid and cam were "tuned" so that the lighter still makes the distinctive "Zippo click" and also it is one of the only butane torch lighters that uses a flint and striker wheel.


Navy Zippo

Zippo's flint-wheel Ignition at work

Brass-based case design with matched insert coloring

A lit 1968 slim model Zippo

Sunday, 15 May 2011

[Game] Losing My Virginity ~ Blade Runner

[Losing My Virginity articles are reviews written by someone who still hasn't seen an incredibly popular movie after all these years. LMV reviews are interesting in that they can offer the perspective of a person who's untainted by the cloud of commonness that surrounded a famous film of the past, and also show how well it has stood the test of time.]
It was another dark and stormy night in Ohio, and I was about to do something I’d never done before: I was going to watch Blade Runner for the first time. I’m surprised I’ve been able to go 25 years and still know so little about it. To give you an example of how blind I was when starting it, I knew there was an owl in the movie, but I never even knew Harrison Ford was in it, let alone that it was a noir film!
It’s not that I didn’t want to see it, but instead that I was looking forward to it so much that I wanted to save it for later, like it was a fine wine that could age with time. I’ve done that with plenty of films in the past –Lawrence of Arabia is still my cellar’s top unopened shelf – which can sometimes be incredibly disappointing, but this time proved to be worth the wait. To be clear up front though, even though I’ll comment on how it stood the test of time, I never review movies on how well they do or don’t live up to hype. It’s also worth noting that I saw the “Final Cut” version of Blade Runner.
Blade Runner city
Poor, William Gibson. Philip K. Dick got the ambitiously serious Blade Runner adaptation, and Gibson only got Johnny Mnemonic. It’s great how serious the movie takes itself, and I like how it’s even called Blade Runner, which is just a made up term for the special cops in this world, but it sticks to it and doesn’t for a second consider it not to be reality. This confidence is something many films lack, but something I’ll fight to the death is that opening your movie with a wall of backstory text may be pragmatically successful, but it’s still a copout. That being said, the opening text is pretty much the only part of the movie that lacks finesse.
Each scene feels like a carefully crafted storyboard frame coming to life in a way that creates dozens of iconic still frames that can summarize the film’s entire tone in a way that’s Kubrick levels of success. I love the constant attention to both lighting and animals’ scarcity in the future. Something less noticeable but equally as great is the soundtrack. I think a good comparison is Risky Business’s famous song, Love On A Real Train, in that sounds from both movies don’t feel like they try to be great, but by not overselling it they are. All the jazz and synthesizer sounds are incredibly simple, yet fill you with more emotion than the complex melodies we love to listen to most weeks out of the year.
Blade Runner luxury
While I don’t fault its widely flawed dystopian view of the future, a lot of its artistic choices made me grin. I fully realize that we’re not in 2019 yet, and also that it was less of a prediction and more of a grim warning for a possible path we don’t want to take, but the notion that we’d still be using eight inch screens and green text for all electronics in the future is something Ridley Scott probably regrets doing in both this andAlien. Its portrayal of the importance of advertising is present, and despite its false fear that corporation owners would grow to the size of nonchalantly building friggin’ ziggurats, it was still a really cool artistic decision.
Something the movie got right is casting. Harrison Ford was mostly a dull simpleton, but that’s pretty much what the role called for, which is a complaint I have with the noir genre, not this film. Why is the “someday I’ll turn my life around” mentality shameful of the high school jock who now drinks away his paychecks, but admirable for noir men just because they’re not loud mouths and wear more expensive clothes? Other than that, the villains, the police, the businessmen, the androids (“replicants”), and especially the love interest are all superbly cast. The exception to this is definitely the “scientist” who deals with insanely advanced biogenetics, but is just some seedy Chinatown dude making million dollar technology in his basement. Um, what? No. If that’s artistic license, then you’re under arrest. Show me what a futuristic lab would really look like. However, I did like its take on androids; they deserved another scene or two. Also, I still can’t believe that Pris wasn’t played by a young Lorraine Bracco!
Blade Runner romance
Despite painting an immersive future world in ways that not even most modern science fiction film budgets can pull off, it still doesn’t entirely escape my common complaint about the genre. It’s something that Tron: Legacy really suffered from: feeling hollow. Unlike Tron 2, it’s certainly busy with people going about their lives, but it feels more like you’re only seeing the dark corner of this world’s poverty and middle class, while only seeing one wealth’s perception. Why completely hide the rest of the world? The easy answer is that it didn’t fit this story’s theme, or that it argues the planet's future is completely grim and we’re not missing much, but neither of those answers sit well with me, and it’s why I love The Fifth Element so damn much for being far more bold than it needed to be. The story mentions that much of humanity has migrated off of Earth to other spots in the universe, and that only the ugliness of humanity remains on Earth. This isawesome, but it would have been great if a place outside Earth was explored even once. Not because it’s necessary, but because the best movies go far above and beyond.
I’m also going to call Blade Runner out on having a few random lines of dialogue that were flops. Some instances can be seen in the short Leon fight, as well as sporadically with J.F. Sebastian, who could have used more polishing. The climax’s speech was pretty good combined with acting that was insanely good, but I’m surprised the romantic scene isn’t (more?) iconic in the masses today. Spoiler alert from here until the end: when Deckard doesn’t allow Rachael to leave his apartment after his romantic gesture wasn’t reciprocated as planned, I was expecting yet another uncomfortable 80s film love moment that explores the gray area of a woman who maybe kinda sorta wants to make love, but that doesn’t matter because Michael Douglas is willing to rape her regardless of how she feels. Instead, I was pleasantly surprised when I realized I was seeing something unique. The idea that she doesn’t think she deserves to feel love because she’s not human – or that she’s nervous because it’s a human emotion that’s so foreign to her that she might disappoint a human by failing to accurately show the “right” emotions and reactions – is something truly spectacular. I’m really surprised that Sean Young isn’t still relevant to this day, but I’m glad I’ve now seen her in her prime. I’m also really glad that Blade Runner explored relationships between androids as well.
Blade Runner climax
As for the climax, I’m sure it’s already been analyzed a million times, and that’s not enough to deter me from still doing it, but here is not the place to go in depth. I did really enjoy it though, and I like that it both showed how one human emotion an android would acquire is not wanting to be forgotten – which is such a great way to get away with the good guy living in the end – and also that it’s a social commentary on Americans who (both then and even today) still live lives dictated by fear despite having the control to change it. The ending reinforces this with “It’s too bad she won’t live, but then again who does?” I think the villain’s climax is a lot more crucial to the film’s message though, and the debates about the meaning of the ending strike me as far less important. Regardless of which ending you believe, it’s still simply about the two characters escaping their temporary fears in a way the android couple could not, yet still being bound to the same inevitable fear of death that no creature or construction can escape.
Overall Score: 8.65 – Spectacular. (Movies that score between 8.50 and 9.00 are some of the best films its genre has ever created, and fans of any genre will thoroughly enjoy them.)

Rare Collector`s Edition of RIFT ~ Competition Mode (United States Only)

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Saturday, 14 May 2011

21st century Royal Wedding~

Congratulation To Prince William and Kate Middleton

(in Pantoum)


Royal Poems by Paterika Hengreaves

Part I 

Hail! to the British Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the Second;
Hail! to the royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton
A commoner, from the ancient town of Reading, but records mentioned:
This stylish belle 's infant school in Jordan is British citizen.

Hail! to the royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton
Betrothed to Prince William; she wears his mum's engagement ring;
This stylish belle 's infant school in Jordan is British citizen;
The recycle-ring is a gorgeous thing on her finger, it does cling.

Betrothed to Prince William; she wears his mum's engagement ring;
She makes delicate and laudable steps in Princess Diana's shoes;
The recycle-ring is a gorgeous thing on her finger, it does cling,
But what will her bridal wear be? all media search for clues. 

She makes delicate and laudable steps in Princess Diana's shoes;
Meanwhile we know that Prince Charles love the game called bowls;
But what will her bridal wear be? all media search for clues,
While Prince Harry expedition to the north pole unfolds. 

Meanwhile we know that Prince Charles love the game called bowls;
His son, Prince William shares his Kate at the royal table,
While Prince Harry expedition to the north pole unfolds;
This royal wedding springs in full bloom to the world, on the tail of April. 

His son, Prince William shares his Kate at the royal table,
The wedding of the century, is a blessing in disguise
This royal wedding springs in full bloom to the world, on the tail of April.
The euphoria for Princess Di comes as no surprise. 

Part II
  
The wedding of the century, is a blessing in disguise;
Planting smiles anew on faces worldwide;
Euphoria for Princess Di, comes as no surprise;
Sprouting jobs from tanked economies, his wedding bells provide. 

Planting smiles anew on faces worldwide;
Shifting media's obsession with gloom, doom and conspiracy, 24/seven;
Pulling jobs out of tanked economies, his wedding bells provide;
Clearing minds, around the globe, away from Armageddon. 

Shifting media's obsession with gloom, doom and conspiracy, 24/seven;
All eyes on Prince William and his wedding cake do rest;
Clearing minds around the globe, away from Armageddon;
Glee blankets the world from north, south, east and the west. 

All eyes on Prince William and his wedding cake do rest;
Bringing shouts of joy from sea of people on streets flow;
Glee blankets the world from north, south, east and west;
Through tearing rain of joyful hearts Kate shows her Dianamatic glow. 

Bringing shouts of joy from sea of people on streets flow;
Unpretentiously Kate and William bring worldwide applause
Through tearing rain of joyful hearts Kate shows her Dianamatic glow;
As paparazzi pledge not to display their paws and claws. 

Unpretentiously Kate and William bring worldwide applause;
April showers threaten bride and groom on their special day,
As paparazzi pledge not to display their paws and claws;
Rain on wedding day is great karma, the ancestors truly did say. 

Part III

April showers threaten bride and groom on their special day,
The blessed rain will wash away mishaps, the muck and clutter ;
Rain on wedding day is great karma, the ancestors truly did say.
April flowers at their feet, two hearts meet with love he comforts her. 

The blessed rain will wash away mishaps, the muck and clutter;
Mixing traditional with the modern with pomp and pageantry,
April flowers at their feet, two hearts meet he comforts her;
Royal wedding fans camp on London streets with gleeful rhapsody. 

Mixing the modern and traditional with pomp and pageantry,
From news reports Bajans have been fed
Royal wedding, fans camp on London streets with gleeful rhapsody;
Four thousand miles and more, at four a.m. out of bed I must watch them wed.

From news reports Bajans have been fed
Prince William will not, be wearing a gold wedding ring;
Four thousand miles and more, at four a.m. out of bed I must watch them wed;
Taking care of mines, he ditched the gold wedding ring, mother earth thanks future king. 

Prince William will not, be wearing a gold wedding ring;
The Prince of Wales sheared sheep on the 'Long White Cloud' and likes organic food;
Taking care of mines, he ditched the gold wedding ring, mother earth thanks future king;
Environmental friendly toward everything that's the princely attitude. 

The Prince of Wales sheared sheep on the 'Long White Cloud' and likes organic food;
Throngs lined streets on wedding-eve bejeweled, by Prince William's handshake;
Environmental friendly toward everything that's the princely attitude,
In Buckingham Palace the wedding cake is baked for Prince William, and Kate. 

Part IV
  
Throngs lined streets, on wedding-eve bejeweled, by Prince William's handshake;
The wedding day Bajans have been waiting for is here; I'm dressed in my night wear;
In Buckingham Palace the wedding cake is baked for Prince William and Kate;
Off to the Royal wedding I go wearing Piers' and Cooper's headgear.

The wedding day Bajans have been waiting for is here; I'm dressed in my night wear;
Bajan culture and politics skirt in every way with British DNA;
Off to the Royal wedding I go wearing Piers' and Cooper's head-gear;
Independent though we be; monarchy in our hearts will ever stay.
 

Bajan culture and politics skirt in every way with British DNA;

Here, in Bimshire the monarchy's pretty bows and ribbons are free of cost;
Independent though we be the British monarchy in our hearts will ever stay,
Lending prestige to political governance the Governor General in permafrost.

Here, in Bimshire the monarchy's pretty bows and ribbons are free of cost;

Fulfilling such emotional needs through leaves of time making Bajans happy, 
And lending prestige to political governance, the Governor General in permafrost,
Dressed for royal nuptials, Bajan Prime minister too in Westminster Abbey.

Fulfilling such emotional needs through leaves of time making Bajans happy
The invitation, to the wedding of Prince William and Kate; guess whose attending! 
Dressed for the royal nuptials, Bajan Prime minister in Westminster Abbey
In London, where the wedding takes place in a Gothic setting.

The invitation to the wedding of Prince William and Kate; guess whose attending!
Royalty, Politico, Bolton and Best of Anglesey, Priests, celebrities including the Guy Ritchie
In London, where the wedding takes place in a Gothic setting,
And twenty-five million people around the globe in chairs, watching wedding on TV.

Part IV
Royalty, Politico, Bolton and Best of Anglesey, Priests, celebrities including the Guy Ritchie
In Westminster Abbey, to witness Prince William wed Kate in a glittering ceremony,
And twenty-five million people around the globe in chairs, watching wedding on TV,
As voices rise to the singing of popular Welsh hymns and "God Save the Queen" ceremoniously.

In Westminster Abbey, to witness Prince William wed Kate in glittering ceremony;
His best man, Prince Harry found sister he always wanted in Kate;
As voices rise to the singing of popular Welsh hymns and "God Save the Queen" ceremoniously;
The sons of Princess Diana entered Abbey to joyous shouts, itrees shiver and shake.

His best man, Prince Harry found sister he always wanted in Kate; 
Prince William and Prince Harry smiled and waved to delighted spectators
The sons of Princess Diana entered Abbey to joyous shouts, trees shiver and shake
On streets, of London chants of "we want Will, we want Will" from lips of teenagers.

Prince William and Prince Harry smiled and waved to delighted spectators
As they set off from Clarence House, their London home in a chauffeured Bentley
On streets of London, chants of "we want Will, we want Will" from lips of teenagers
Waving flags, anything, all sort of things, the dense crowds in streets immensely;

As they set off from Clarence House, their London home in a chauffeured Bentley
The groom and best man resplendent in military tunics arrived at Westminster Abbey;
Waving flags, anything, all sort of things, the dense crowds in streets immensely;
Prince William classically dressed to the bone, the handsome future king relaxed and happy.

The groom and best man resplendent in military tunics arrived at Westminster Abbey;
Pleasantly amused, those alien hats did display their youthful wearers' capers;
Prince William classically dressed to the bone, the handsome future king relaxed and happy;
Prince Charles, and radiant glow of Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall marinated all royal flavours.

Part VI

Pleasantly amused, those alien hats did display their youthful wearers' capers;
Invited guests seated in Abbey now, but for US, President and First Lady yet to arrive;
Prince Charles, and radiant glow of Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall marinated all royal flavours
In historic Abbey, consecrated December twenty-eight, ten hundred and sixty-five.

Invited guests seated in Abbey now, but for US, President and First Lady yet to arrive;
The forty-fourth President not there, baggers demand his long birth be certified by Crowe.
In historic Abbey, consecrated December twenty-eight, ten hundred and sixty-five;
My mind row and wade, the trump card might have kept President from wedding glow.

The forty-fourth President not there, baggers demand his long birth be certified by Crowe
Bad gas, constipation in gym, President on the ninth hole left to council with brave army;
My mind row and wade, the trump card might have kept President from wedding glow:
Sadden by gulf tornadoes, two wars, Middle East brawls, Bin Laden and Japs' tsunami.

Bad gas, constipation in gym, President on the ninth hole left to council with brave army;
Cooper's spraying set keeps them honest; denounces twisting words with covert theme;
Sadden by gulf tornadoes, two wars, Middle East brawls, Bin Laden and Japs' tsunami,
Toxic venom clogging and polluting waters billowing far; far beyond the Gulf stream.

Cooper's spraying set keeps them honest; denounces twisting words with covert theme;
Queen left Buckingham Palace in Bentley State Limousine, not in a horse drawn carriage;
Toxic venom clogging and polluting waters billowing far; far beyond the Gulf stream
The "ugly cow" remark, couldn't dampen Prince William and Kate on their day of marriage.

Queen left Buckingham Palace in Bentley State Limousine, not in a horse drawn carriage;
Bentley morphed parts of limousine so Queen Elizabeth II escapes claustrophobic Palace life;
The "ugly cow" remark, couldn't dampen Prince William and Kate on their day of marriage
When multitudes watched, Prince William in the sight of God took Catherine to be his wife.

Part VII

Bentley morphed parts of limousine so Queen Elizabeth II escapes claustrophobic life;
Clad in Angela Kelly pale yellow dress and hat, royal wedding fashion trends blending
When multitudes watched Prince Williams, in sight of God took Catherine to be his wife;
Queen Mary's true lovers knot brooch adorned this dress tradition and modern styles trending.

Clad in Angela Kelly pale yellow dress and hat, royal wedding fashion trends blending;
Majestic clout displayed Queen and Prince Philip abandoned limousine for carriage procession;
Queen Mary's true lovers knot brooch adorned this dress tradition and modern styles trending;
This brooch knots, loops and ties its ropes to another; emblematic of love and affection.

Majestic clout displayed Queen and Prince Philip abandoned limousine for carriage procession;
In Sarah Burton at Alexander McQueen, Philippa, sexiest maid of honor paparazzi ever seen
This brooch knots, loops and ties its ropes to another; emblematic of love and affection;
Bride maids gold with wild silk head to Lily of the Valley feet in Swarovski buckles sheen.

In Sarah Burton at Alexander McQueen, Philippa, sexiest maid of honor paparazzi ever seen;
Guarding bride maids those pages clad themselves in uniforms with Irish Guard insignia;
Bride maids gold with wild silk head to Lily of the Valley feet in Swarovski buckles sheen;
Red tunics, gold and crimson sashes and tassels, Irish Shamrock swayed free above the tibia.

Guarding bride maids those pages clad themselves in uniforms with Irish Guard insignia;
With smiles that lit up TV screens around the globe, Kate Middleton swept down the aisle;
Red tunics, gold and crimson sashes and tassels, Irish Shamrock swayed free above the tibia;
This union of Prince William and Kate, hope upon hope will revitalize the monarchy's lifestyle.

With smiles that lit up TV screens around the globe, Kate Middleton swept down the aisle;
Prince Charles kisses the hand of Queen Elizabeth II his mother
This union of Prince William and Kate, hope upon hope will revitalize the monarchy's lifestyle;

He shows deep affection for his mother, who attended his wedding  to Camilla, his lover.


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© Paterika Hengreaves 
April 25, 2011/St James, Barbados